Medellín Lifestyle & Integration Package
I’ve watched too many new arrivals burn through money and energy here in Medellín, struggling to find the right apartment, social scene, or sense of belonging.
Do you want a safe, comfortable, and fulfilling life in Medellín?
I’m a local with extensive experience guiding foreigners. I help you secure housing, navigate nightlife, expand your social life, and avoid common mistakes. This one-year package offers direct access to me and my network, so you can focus on enjoying the city.
Want to dive into Medellín, feeling like you've got everything under control? Imagine skipping all that guesswork, enjoying the city like you've lived here forever, and not blowing your cash or time figuring it out the hard way. Ready for that?
- Apartment recommendations
- Neighborhood advice
- Nightlife and restaurant reservations
- Real estate agent introductions
- Tax accountants
- Private driver contacts
- Safety tips
- Dating spots
- Social circle tips
- Language tutor referrals
- Itinerary planning
- Local event suggestions
- Dance instructor connections
And more...
What You Get
Concierge Connections
- Warm introductions to my personal network of real estate agents, attorneys, accountants, language teachers, dance instructors, private drivers, and more.
- Assured fair pricing and trustworthy, vetted people—no hidden costs or scams.
Apartment Hunting & Real Estate Guidance
- In-Person Viewings: I’ll accompany you to prevent scams, point out red flags, and negotiate fair prices.
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Trusted Contacts: Access to reliable agents for mid-range and upscale rentals or purchases.
WhatsApp Support
- Priority chat access for quick questions and local tips.
- Real-time feedback on housing deals, nightlife advice, restaurant recommendations, safety concerns, and more.
Nightlife & Dining Reservations
- I have friends invested in local clubs, so I can help arrange reservations at top venues.
- Honest advice on safe locations, fair pricing, and avoiding tourist-focused traps.
Social & Dating Insights
- Step-by-step guidance on building a social circle and meeting quality people.
- Tips on local etiquette, types of gifts Colombian women like, style, and safe dating practices.
- How to use social media to connect with locals without looking out of place.
Zoom Calls (1 Year)
- Initial Call: We clarify your goals, budget, and preferences.
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Follow-Up Calls: Choose biweekly or monthly sessions (up to 12 calls total) to track progress, troubleshoot issues, and make adjustments.
Full Substack Archive, Guides & Custom Trip Planning
- Substack Access: Unlimited entry to my complete archive of posts, articles, and insider tips.
- All Guides & PDFs: Immediate access to my existing guides, plus early access to new ones before they’re released publicly.
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Itinerary Planning: Upon request, I’ll help design trips anywhere in Antioquia, the Coffee Region, or other parts of Colombia—so you can explore beyond Medellín with confidence.
Additional Support
- Recommendations for private drivers, chefs, dance lessons, personal trainers and language tutors.
- Safety protocols: Neighborhood walkthroughs, ATM best practices, local transport guidance, and red-flag awareness.
How It Works
- Sign Up: Contact me to schedule the initial Zoom call.
- Game Plan: We set your housing, social, and lifestyle goals.
- Ongoing Support: For a full year, you’ll have WhatsApp access plus regular Zoom check-ins.
- On-the-Ground Assistance: I’ll accompany you to apartment viewings, provide feedback, and help you finalize deals.
Investment: $1,500 (One-Time Fee for 12 Months)
This includes personal guidance, in-person assistance, Substack archive access, all guides, and year-long WhatsApp support. You avoid hidden fees, scams, and the stress of figuring out Medellín alone.
Ready to Start?
- Purchase the Package: Right after you check out, you’ll receive an email with a Calendly link.
- Schedule Your First Zoom Call: In that email, there’ll be a link to book our initial Zoom meeting at a convenient time for you.
- WhatsApp Access: During or right after the first call, I’ll give you my personal WhatsApp number so you can contact me whenever you need.
- Start Getting Help: We’ll discuss your goals, get you set up with any immediate needs (like apartment viewings, safety tips, or reservations), and plan the rest of your year in Medellín.
Keeping spots limited to ensure (very) high quality support